113 Best Jokes of All Time

A drunken woman calls to break up with me, even though I do not have a girlfriend or a wife anymore. She dialed the wrong number because she has been drinking.

2024年5月2日 — The internet might serve you something like, What has many keys but can't open a single lock??” (Answer: A piano). Screw that. That's not funny ...

2024年4月3日 — A man was getting off the bus when he saw an attractive nun walk by. He asks her out, but she rejects him. The bus driver noticed and said “you ...

(This was ranked #1): A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!” The woman walks to the rear of ...

The Funniest Joke in the World is a Monty Python comedy sketch revolving around a joke that is so funny that anyone who reads or hears it promptly dies from ...

1. What do you call an ant who fights crime? · 2. Why are snails slow? · 3. How does the ocean say hi? · 4. What do you call a couple of chimpanzees sharing an ...

The world's funniest joke is a term used by Richard Wiseman of the University of Hertfordshire in 2002 to summarize one of the results of his research.

2024年5月31日 — What do you call a fake dad? A faux pas. ; Why do dogs float in water? Because they're good buoys. ; What should you do if your puppy isn't ...